This is an actual conversation
that took place
while my husband and I were painting.
Michele: “I will not modulate my highlights. No, I will not. I will not blend it into the color behind it. I will not swirl my brush in it. I will use a hard, white mark and leave it alone…
Richard: “That’s bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.”
Michele: “Fill your hand you son of a bitch!”