This is an actual conversation
that took place
while my husband and I were painting.
Michele: “I will not modulate my highlights. No, I will not. I will not blend it into the color behind it. I will not swirl my brush in it. I will use a hard, white mark and leave it alone…
Richard: “That’s bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.”
Michele: “Fill your hand you son of a bitch!”
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Of all the terms of endearment a man has ever lovingly referenced his lady love with, “One-armed fat man” has got to be in the Top Ten Best. Bless you both.
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But “ONE-EYED fat man” is 0retty good too. 🙂
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I like elephants.
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Me, too – I sure paint a lot of them 🙂
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And Hey! That’s pretty good artwork.
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Thank you!
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